BRONZE, SILVER, and GOLD Tooth Caps to be bestowed upon BROOKLYNIPIANS.

Brooklynite Gallery transformed the backyard into an outside WINTER SPORTS ARENA overnight thanks to the Blizzard of ’10 !

Amid the hugh and clamor of setting up their first show of the year this Saturday, Rae and Hope have managed to put out a call for all LUGE competitors for the big event

This year introduces a new event to the games called “La Crusher”, which involves skis, ballet, a sled, brass knuckles and kung fu moves.

As your first feat of Olympian strength and to qualify for the competition, all applicants will be required to watch this video in it’s entirety:

According to 16-year-old Canadian “jazz-pop” singer, Nikki Yanofsky, “The song is just such a universal message. It doesn’t even need to be applied to the Olympics.”

GO FOR THE GOLD!!